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HOLIDAY GRIND!

by Peter Write.

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Produced and Written by Peter Write. -All my family members are in my house -Even my gay 3rd cousin and his spouse -I ain't smoked all day, its time to find a way out -If I go to the bathroom and climb out the window -Its a 10 ft. drop, but I should be OK though -Maybe I should fake like we're out of egg nog -Or need some food for the dog -And I can slip away like I'm about to get more -From the store AKA The Pharmacy -But I can see my Auntie blockin the door -She'll prolly tell me to take my nephew; he's Four -And then I couldn't re-up, and roll up a wrap -All the Elders all up in my business -I ain't seen them since last Christmas -Always askin, are you working? wheres your baby? Are you married? -I'm tryin to disappear, out back, and talk to Mary -I'm about to snatch a to-go box -Get in the car and hot box -Maybe with my Uncle James -I know he smoke to ease his back pain -We gone go back in the house with eyes like flames -Eatin everythang -Walkin around smellin like a skunk -I shoulda medicated from the jump -There's a line for the bathroom, I gotta take a dump
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Written and Produced by Peter Write. -Where's the fuckin Presents?! (X6) -Where did he put it? -Where did she put it? - Where did they put it? -They'll never find out what I got them! -I hid it in another dimension -My patience running thin -I've searched all around -Flipped the house upside down -So where's the fuckin presents?! -I ain't done nobody wrong in the hood -So where's my fuckin presents? -I have an insatiable need to see, -The fruits that have bloomed from me displaying good energy -They tell me patience is a virtue. -True. -But, where's my fuckin Presents?! -Lil ole Tyrone just called to declare... -He say his Auntie got him a new basketball -He found it in the back of the closet in the hall -And I ain't found nuthin at all -Man, wheres my fuckin presents?!
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FirePlaces 02:28
Written and Produced by Peter Write. -Leave the Cabin to chop down a tree -The sound of crunchy snow beneath me -I plan to put a tree in the corner space -And some wood in the fireplace -The women are cooking in the kitchen -They bicker and laugh, when you listen -Holiday season and the pine cones glisten -The bears hibernate in a cozy place -And I put thirds on my plate -What moist meat, they sure know how to baste -My football team won; everything's great -God Bless The United States -Family Together is The Holiday -I don't care what the books say -Let history be as it may (VERSE 2) -The clouds get dark, we might get some Rain Dear -Snuggle up close and bring the soup here -and the cake -and the pie -and the cocoa -and the coffee -and the cider -a shot of whiskey -I'm feeling frisky -cold and tipsy -aye girl -kiss me -man I'm hungry!
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Jewish Jolly 02:16
-The Grey hair covers the Jewish ladies head -My friends and I can smell food from our beds -We run towards her with happy legs -She's baking a 6 pointed star of David Challah bread -I'm not Jewish, but my friends are -Its up ahead, Hanukah is not far -8 Days and Nights -A Festival of Lights -I was brought along in the festivities and I'm jolly -Look at me happily underneath some holly -Dreidels spin better when its sunny -Look at the kids gather around the old man with the chocolate money -It's a Feast of Dedication if you're new to this -Salty cheese and sweet wine from Judith -Watch the Heads turn as the Oil Burns -Now sink into History: -Jerusalem. The Syrians. The Greeks. -B.C.E. -And before you know it, its the last day Z-O-T -So cherish the Latkes plus the jelly filled donuts -Fried foods with the flaky crust -The light in the room enhances -From the Menorah's 9 Branches
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Written and Produced by Peter Write. -What's that I just heard land on the roof? -If Its Santa Claus, Ima need some proof -What's that I just heard land on the roof?! -If Its a burglar, I just might shoot -If its the Grinch, he better have a Heart -Little Cindy Lou is waiting in the dark -Who? -What's that I just heard land on the roof? -Might be a lot of snow caving in the roof -Might need a Hotel just to get through -The heaters Red hot, and the wind is Blue
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Written and Produced by Peter Write. -Where's the Presents?! (X6) -Where did he put it? -Where did she put it? - Where did they put it? -They'll never find out what I got them! -I hid it in another dimension -My patience running thin -I've searched all around -Flipped the house upside down -So where's the presents?! -I ain't done nobody wrong in the hood -So where's my presents? -I have an insatiable need to see, -The fruits that have bloomed from me displaying good energy -They tell me patience is a virtue. -True. -But, where's my Presents?! -Lil ole Tyrone just called to declare... -He say his Auntie got him a new basketball -He found it in the back of the closet in the hall -And I ain't found nuthin at all -Man, wheres my presents?!
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released November 30, 2014

WHERES THE FUCKIN PRESENTS EXPLICIT - BMI #: 018526422
FAMILY IN MY HOUSE - BMI #: 018526432
JEWISH JOLLY - BMI #: 018526453
WHATS THAT I JUST HEARD LAND ON THE ROOF - BMI #: 018526458
FIREPLACES - BMI # : 018526461

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